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🚌 Back to School Night
A middle school clean and awaiting students. Teachers frantically preparing. Then a family walks in an hour early.
Aug 3 • 
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🚌 Back to School Night
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🚌 Open Chalkboard: High School Poetry
Grab the chalk and leave a comment. While most textbooks go a mile wide and an inch deep, these days I’m not sure they even go that far. How many poems…
Jul 26 • 
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🚌 Open Chalkboard: High School Poetry
🚌 33 Big Ideas to Start Your School Year
How do you teach with student writing? What are 13.5 evidence-based reading comprehension strategies? This post aggregates multiple lists, getting to 33…
Jul 23 • 
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🔬 13 1/2 Evidence-Based Reading Comprehension Strategies
Mar 27 • Adam
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🔬 13 1/2 Evidence-Based Reading Comprehension Strategies
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Teachers do NOT make 1,500 decisions per day*
May 27, 2024 • Adam
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Teachers do NOT make 1,500 decisions per day*
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🎓 Ten Life Lessons I Wish I Knew at Seventeen
Jun 24, 2024 • Adam
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🎓 Ten Life Lessons I Wish I Knew at Seventeen
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🧠 What is Dual Coding Theory? (Hint: Not Computer Related.)
Sep 7, 2024 • Adam
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🧠 What is Dual Coding Theory? (Hint: Not Computer Related.)
✏️ Teach Writing Reactively (James Moffett’s Action-Response Model)
May 24 • Adam
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✏️ Teach Writing Reactively (James Moffett’s Action-Response Model)
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✏️ How to Write Every Day (Student Writing Notebooks) (1/3)
Jan 4 • Adam
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✏️ How to Write Every Day (Student Writing Notebooks) (1/3)

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✏️ Creative Writing Doesn't Exist
Humans speak in stories. If we spoke with subtitles, our speech would be "creative writing." Yet teaching to standards, schools pursue something else…
Jul 17
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✏️ Creative Writing Doesn't Exist
✏️ How to Teach with Student Writing
What if the most relevant writing instruction were reactionary? And what if your best teaching examples waited in front of you?
Jun 25 • 
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✏️ How to Teach with Student Writing
📓 100+ MORE Random Lesson Plan Starters (No AI)
This post contains 120 MORE lesson plan starters, ranging from basic classes to drama and discussion focuses. Made with Excel, not AI.
Jun 14 • 
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✏️ Teach Writing Reactively (James Moffett’s Action-Response Model)
What if students created the context for their own content? What if we waste our time by teaching mistakes students haven’t made? Check out James…
May 24 • 
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✏️ Off topic student essays? Try this easy intervention.
Moving from off topic to focused takes less effort than you’d think!
Dec 11, 2024 • 
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✏️ Off topic student essays? Try this easy intervention.
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🖥️ How Google Forms Helped My Students Write Better (ft. Jack Watson)
...and yours can too!
Nov 30, 2024 • 
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🖥️ How Google Forms Helped My Students Write Better (ft. Jack Watson)
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🖥️ Round Pegs, Square Holes, and Google Forms
Ever want to categorically exclude responses on Google Forms? How do you address round pegs in square holes?
Nov 23, 2024 • 
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🖥️ Round Pegs, Square Holes, and Google Forms
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🖥️ Three Big Benefits to Teaching with Student Writing
Students learn through student writing. So collect and curate it.
Sep 30, 2024 • 
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🖥️ Three Big Benefits to Teaching with Student Writing

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📰 They always had pencils?
After more than 170 days of coming to class without pencils and paper, a locker clean out reveals students had supplies all along.
May 16 • 
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📰 They always had pencils?
📰 Teen Completes State Test in Record Five Minutes
Trailblazer torches previous record of fifty questions in eight minutes.
Apr 16 • 
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📰 Teen Completes State Test in Record Five Minutes
📰 Student Walks Paper to Basket, Immediately Checks Grade
Teacher demands to know when he had time to grade paper.
Apr 6 • 
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📰 Student Walks Paper to Basket, Immediately Checks Grade
📰 Entire Midwest Town Drives to Madeira Beach
Entire Midwest Town Drives 1,000 Miles to Get Away
Mar 22 • 
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📰 Entire Midwest Town Drives to Madeira Beach

Dual Coding Theory

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🧠 My Ditch That Textbook Guest Post (Ten Ways Pictures Boost Learning)
How did I end up on Ditch That Textbook?
Oct 8, 2024 • 
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🧠 My Ditch That Textbook Guest Post (Ten Ways Pictures Boost Learning)
🧠 Blue Trucks and Reading Dances: Five Fast Implications to Dual Coding Theory
What is the most effective reading comprehension strategy ever?*
Sep 16, 2024 • 
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🧠 Blue Trucks and Reading Dances: Five Fast Implications to Dual Coding Theory
🧠 What is Dual Coding Theory? (Hint: Not Computer Related.)
Hint: DCT deals with the brain, not computers.
Sep 7, 2024 • 
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🧠 What is Dual Coding Theory? (Hint: Not Computer Related.)
Quilted Writing (Conference Preview)
A preview of an upcoming workshop on dual coding theory.
Jul 15, 2024 • 
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Quilted Writing (Conference Preview)

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🖥️ Teach Computers Before AI: A Sketch
When toddlers use touchscreens in seconds, computer illiterate adults confuse button mashing for knowledge. Since schools never teach computers…
Jul 21 • 
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🖥️ Teach Computers Before AI: A Sketch
✏️ Creative Writing Doesn't Exist
Humans speak in stories. If we spoke with subtitles, our speech would be "creative writing." Yet teaching to standards, schools pursue something else…
Jul 17
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✏️ Creative Writing Doesn't Exist
✏️ How to Teach with Student Writing
What if the most relevant writing instruction were reactionary? And what if your best teaching examples waited in front of you?
Jun 25 • 
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✏️ How to Teach with Student Writing
✏️ Practice Writing Rules by Breaking Them (+ FREE Template)
This rainy day activity helps reenforce writing skills while crowdsourcing future teaching examples. Did I mention it's hilarious and kids love it?
Jun 21 • 
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