Humor

📰 They always had pencils?

After more than 170 days of coming to class without pencils and paper, a locker clean out reveals students had supplies all along.

May 16 •

📰 Teen Completes State Test in Record Five Minutes

Trailblazer torches previous record of fifty questions in eight minutes.

Apr 16 •

📰 Student Walks Paper to Basket, Immediately Checks Grade

Teacher demands to know when he had time to grade paper.

Apr 6 •

📰 Entire Midwest Town Drives to Madeira Beach

Entire Midwest Town Drives 1,000 Miles to Get Away

Mar 22 •

📰 Crime Beat: Illegal K-Cup Found in Teacher’s Trash Can

*satire* The scandal! Electricity stealing teachers smuggle illegal K-Cup into school. How will local District Environmental Officer Sergeant Earth save…

Mar 16 •

📰 Gen Z Doesn’t Understand the Movie “Snow Day” (and Other News Stories)

The Honest School Times - Late January Edition

Jan 31 •

📰 Local School Uses AI Grief Counselors After TikTok Ban

"Why not? We already had a chatbot subscription."

Jan 19 •

📰 Teachers Gather on New Years to Watch the Pendulum Swing

What new bestest practices ever will fill your bingo cards in 2025?

Dec 28, 2024 •

📰 4th Grade Teacher Receives Record 34 Mugs for Christmas

It's snowing mugs from one local teacher.

Dec 19, 2024 •

📰 Amazing! Teachers Discover Dinosaur During Data Dig

Fantastic! Unbelievable! No Bones About It!

Dec 13, 2024 •

📰 Local Teachers Fall Through Ice During Icebreaker

The shock! The cold! The tragedy!

Dec 6, 2024 •

Ten MORE Things I Keep in my Desk (Folgers, Sponsor Me!)

Corporate sponsorship means never going ‘paid.’

Jun 2, 2024 •

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