📰 Student Begins Semester with Perfect Grades
In a hallway press conference, local student Bridger declares he has started with perfect grades.
In a hallway press conference, local student Bridger has announced that he has started the semester with perfect grades in every subject.
“I knew it! I’m so awesome,” he bragged, beating his chest. He could hardly contain himself.
"I've worked so hard. I've turned everything in, and I know everything!"
Before The Honest School Times could ask another question, he shouted again to a crowded hallway.
“I did it! I have all A’s! Take that, losers!”
The other students looked confused and mildly annoyed. Classmate Juniper scowled before yelling back.
“Everyone begins with perfect grades, Bridger. Grades start at zero, not one hundred.”
“Huh?” our perfect scholar said.
“Everyone starts from zero. This means you need to turn things in with perfect scores to stay there. C’mon, how do you not see this? It’s basic Math.”
Bridger just stared, not quite comprehending what she said. But he didn’t need to. He has all A’s, you know.
The Honest School Times asked what Bridger plans to do next.
“I don’t need to do anything. Did you see I have perfect grades? I’m invincible!”
The Honest School Times asked if he submitted today's Math assignment, but Bridger calmly dismissed the idea.
"I've got perfect grades. Why do I need to submit anything?"
Update: The Honest School Times caught up with Bridger. After two weeks of school and not submitting any assignments, Bridger is now failing. He claims his teachers "pick on him."
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