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May 1Liked by Adam

You are Folgers! When you get that sponsorship I want my cut…in coffee 😉

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I was with you until you came after guacamole, lol

Good luck with that Folgers deal 🤣🤣🤣

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This post was my blatant attempt to copy the writing style of The Onion's spin-off, Clickhole. At the very least, if it gives a few chuckles, I'll consider it successful.

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